Addons: 2 Meg Fix
My first thought when I found out this game was only 4 disks
was "Oh gawd, here we go... another 80's type game with
horrible graphics". Well, I was half right... but more on that
later.
As I unzipped the initial release one thing that caught my eye
was the truncated filenames. I had a sneaking suspicion that
this would be a problem... lo and behold, there is a 2 meg fix
that was released shortly after the original. Just to make sure,
I took a closer look at the "fix" and sure enough - a batch file to
rename the truncated filenames to their proper long versions.
Also included in the fix were a number of .ocx's and .dll's
commonly used in...
You guessed it:
Visual Basic.
"Joy of all joys!!!" Everyone knows visual basic is the language
of top game programmers (*ahem*) but I was really getting a
bad feeling about this game. I took a deep breath and double
clicked the .exe........
The story is that you are a prehistoric tribe and for some reason
you feel motivated to wipe out the 2 other tribes in existence at
the time (hey genocide was a cool thing back then). By
gaining control of numerous islands you build up your
resources so that you can "trade" for weapons and armor and
amass the deadliest army of oggs (gee that sounds dumb) ever
to set foot on this prehistoric island paradise.
The game is presented in a top down type view, with little tiles
representing islands and water. You can get access to your
little mans stats by clicking on the ogg dot (how novel) which is
just a little round dot next to an island. There you can check
his attack and defense ratings, as well as harvesting modifiers
for gaining more resources. Once you eventually do run into
another tribe, the combat system is presented with little
"baseball card" type areas for each warrior with your men on
the left, his on the right.
Graphics are basically a combination of Bryce 3d rendered
shots for the islands and paintshop type icons for the rest. The
island shots are nice, but the thrill wears off after about the
third island and leaves you wanting more. Menus and help
files are your standard visual basic stuff: nothing flashy here.
Dont' expect any 3dfx, D3D or colored lighting.
The sound effects are comprised of 3 midi files and a collection
of wav's. It sounds like Age of Empires done Walmart style.
The ambient sounds are suitable but just so low quality that
they become annoying in a hurry.
Game control is painful to say the least. The "trading" system
where you buy upgrades for your men takes about 6-10 mouse
clicks just to buy something and give it to a guy. Now try doing
that for an army of 12 guys and see how you like it. Also
moving men between islands takes way more work than it
should - these programmers need a few lessons in interface
design.
The AI is basically r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d. In my first game I took over
the whole map while 1 enemy tribe ended up with 2 guys, the
other couldn't even figure out how to recruit a single man and
just sat there in his starting position. There are supposed to be
random acts of nature that can destroy unlucky caveman, but
even that idea fizzles - the sea monster that patrols the seas
will sit there while you go by "Honey, lets just go AROUND that
nasty monster". There is no difficulty setting to speak of, in fact
there is only 1 level... yeah you got - as soon as you finish the
first level, you've beaten the game. I beat it in 1 sitting in
about 10 minutes just to give you a reference point.
There is no multiplayer, there is no AI, there is no real point in
downloading this game.
In all honesty this game reminds me of a grade 11
programming project for computers class. The only real
reason to grab it is to use it as a guide for "how NOT to make a
game".
Game players beware: if you hear the word "ogg", RUN!
The Good: Its only 1 level so just like pulling a band-aid off, it
causes the least pain if you do it fast
The Bad: Graphics, sound, gameplay, plot.... all sub-standard.
Rating: I think I am being more than generous with this rating...
Graphics: 2 / 20
Sound: 4 / 15
Gameplay: 2 / 25
Fun Factor: 5 / 20
Multiplayer Play: 0 / 5
Packaging: 1 / 5
Overall Impression: 1 / 10
Overall Rating: 15 / 100